Showing posts with label AK All Day Face. Show all posts
Showing posts with label AK All Day Face. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

AK All Day Face: The unloved one

The unloved one (photo: AGK)

There's Wimbledon. There's the French. There's the US.

And then, grouped with the other three, yet often relegated to the periphery, there's the Aussie.

It's equal to its counterparts! It deserves -- nay, it demands -- respect. Yet it doesn't always get it, not even from some Aussies. I've often heard Aussies self-deprecatingly question how their own country ever ended up with a Grand Slam tournament, as if it doesn't deserve it.

Don't question it. Just love it.

The vitals
Title: The unloved one
Subject: AK
Face: The pain
Location: Melbourne VIC

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

AK All Day Face: The SCG

The SCG (photo: Chino)

One year ago, I never thought I would utter these three words with such jubilation, but here we go: cricket is back! And with this return comes everything that comes with the return of baseball: the warmth, the long days, the barbecues, the green grass, the outdoor weekends, the sun, the festiveness. In other words, when cricket's here, everyone's happy.

Take a look at the above picture, taken about this time last year. I'm happy. Maybe it's because I'm at a cricket match, maybe it's because I'm absolutely wasted. And that's the beauty of cricket. You never know.

Behind me, Australia takes on India at the Sydney Cricket Ground. Currently, Australia is in India for a Test Series. And all throughout Australia, all throughout India, people are happy. They are most definitely happy.

The vitals
Title: The SCG
Subject: AK
Face: The eye contact
Location: Sydney NSW

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

AK All Day Face: New York, New York

New York, New York (photo: Andoo!)

I had visions, yes I did. AK All Day Face in front of the Empire State Building! AK All Day Face overlooking Central Park! AK All Day Face at Shea Stadium! AK All Day Face saluting the Statue of Liberty!

Yeah, you get the point. I had visions. Of the AK All Day Face all across New York. Instead I submit to you this: AK All Day Face on the subway. And on a direct collision course with muchos alcohol and sausages at the Astoria Beer Garden, followed by my depositing of said alcohol and sausages on the subway platform at the 57th Street stop the next morning.

New York, New York, baby...

The vitals
Title: New York, New York
Subject: AK
Face: The maggotation
Location: New York, NY

Monday, September 15, 2008

One year and one hundred posts

This absolutely bewilders me, but this post marks the crossroads of two achievements, mostly unrelated to each other, yet both significant in their own right.

First. This is the one year anniversary of my (third) coming to Australia. For it was a Friday night, exactly one year ago, that I deplaned my, uhhhh, plane and set off on this adventure that I've documented on this blog.

Second. This is my 100th post on this blog. One freaking hundred.

Of these two achievements, the most surprising, without doubt, is the 100 posts. Yes, I've been slacking on updating this thing recently, but that can really be attributed to a rough patch at work and a mild case of writer's block. This will change. And I'll get back to something that resembles a routine, with a couple of posts a week.

But 100 posts?? Still displayed on the right, in the "What is AK All Day?" section that I should probably get around to updating one of these days, I say: "In two months, the easy money is that I won't have updated [this blog]." Believe me, at the time I wrote that, I had every reason to fully believe that statement. For despite how brilliant and witty and inspirational and beautiful my words may appear, let me assure you that they don't come easily. Oh no, my friends. Maintaining the quality of writing on this blog, to the level that you've all come to expect and respect, is work. And work is hard.

Now, back to the first point: being here for a year. Surprising, this is not. For unless I simply couldn't find work here, the plan was always to be here for at least this long. Notable, however, this absolutely is. For it's been a fantastic year, full of new people, new adventures and new places. And it's with this in mind that I'd like to take a look back at some of the posts that have led up to this one, as I review my One Year in Sydney:

Welcome to Andy Blog 2.0
Kicking off a new era in style, with an immediate reference to zombo.com. In case this hasn't already been made abundantly clear, at zombo.com, the only limit is yourself.

A precursor
Do toilets in the US and Australia really flush in opposite directions? This was my first foray into this mystery. And much to my glee, we've yet to get a conclusive result.

The defence against hating cricket
Includes the comment, "I can't see how I personally could ever warm to [cricket]." Twelve months later? I've been in a freaking cricket winter league and played a position that I really had no business even attempting.

This is the story of seven strangers...
My first official accommodation! And a nominee from myself to myself for one of my best-written entries on the blog.

Portuguese Chicken Wars
Yikes, this one has gotten me into a bit of trouble as of late. Without a doubt, this is -- or I guess because of some recent revelations, was -- the winner of the People's Choice Award for best blog entry. Friends constantly asked me about it, and if there had since been any developments. Random people who somehow found this post online sent me strange and somewhat creepy emails about it. And well, let's just say that with these latest revelations, things have changed. More on this in the next few days, I promise.

The weekend trips have commenced
My first foray outside of Sydney on this trip, and a weekend full of randomness, with debates about shrimp/prawns, naked ninjas jumping off of cliffs and a movie about a gang of tap dancers from Newcastle. As well as the first appearance of the AK All Day Face in a post!

Two pictures tell a thousand drunken words
Still depresses the hell out of me.

There are cane toads, there are kangaroos... and then there are cassowaries
One of the recaps from my trip up to the Great Barrier Reef, detailing the horrifying night drives, with especial consideration given to the terrifying cassowary.

Melbourne -- there's an angle in here somewhere
The epic recap from my weekend trip to Melbourne. A fantastically awesome weekend that also contained some pseudo awesomeness and some not-so-awesome stuff.

A new home. And the grueling agony of an impossible choice.
The move into my next house! Which was a monumental decision to make at the time. And in hindsight, it worked out in every conceivable way possible. I don't think it would be an understatement to say that the entire course of the universe was influenced by that decision.

Worst idea ever
I still have nightmares from which I lurch out of bed in a cold sweat.

Meeting and exceeding expectations, Vol. 1, Vol. 2 and Vol. 3
Every other weekend trip up to this point had offered a nice bonding experience with a friend, or perhaps the chance to experience some culture. This was just pure raunch. And I loved every minute of it.

A postcursor... of sorts
The follow-up to my study on which way the toilet flushes in Australia. The video here? Anything but conclusive.

The toilet flusheth again
No more finality here! Will there be in the next video I post? Yeeeeaaaahhhh, probably not.

Bringing it full circle
Changing accommodation again, this time into my current place! I'm thinking a video tour is due sometime soon.

Back in America
Most of the entries on this blog -- including this current one, unfortunately -- are written and posted far too quickly, without enough time devoted to the crafting of my words. Because if there's one thing I know that people are expecting out of this blog, it's Pulitzer-caliber writing. But "Back in America"? It's easily my favorite of the 100 that have appeared on the blog to date.

And we'll end it on that! One year, one hundred posts. Where will I be on September 14, 2009? No idea. Will I have made it to two hundred posts? Or maybe just a hundred and two posts? I have no idea. But for now, we know I have to cover at least a few topics: some Portuguese chicken, some more flushing of toilets, a few Kleinballs here and there and many, many, many more AK All Day Faces.

So there's that.

Friday, July 25, 2008

AK All Day Face: The turncoat

The turncoat (photo: Droid)

Yeah, I'm wearing an Australian flag hat, big whoop! What you gonna do, you wanna fight about it?

I should also note that earlier on the day that this photo was taken, somewhere down on the beach below, three of my friends -- who may or may not have consumed quite a few beverages of the alcoholic persuasion -- had to be saved by lifeguards when the riptide carried them and their kayak out to sea. Which meant that for the next few days, they may or may not have heard about it from the rest of us. Repeatedly.

Yeah, that was a good weekend.

The vitals
Title: The turncoat
Subject: AK
Face: The jubilation
Location: MacMasters Beach NSW

Friday, July 18, 2008

AK All Day Face: The MCG

The MCG (photo: Akka)

The Melbourne Cricket Ground. The spiritual center (centre?) of Australian cricket. And Aussie Rules Football. My excitement -- as it generally is with the AK All Day Face -- is apparent.

When I wrote of my trip to Melbourne in February, the MCG held the record for hosting the largest crowd to ever watch a baseball game, during the 1956 Olympics. But no more! For when the Los Angeles Coliseum hosted the Dodgers and Red Sox in an exhibition game just over a month after this photo was taken, it broke the record by about 1,300 people. And seeing as baseball is, you know, an American sport, well, that seems right.

The vitals
Title: The MCG
Subject: AK
Face: The jubilation
Location: Melbourne VIC

Thursday, June 26, 2008

AK All Day Face: The horror

The horror (photo: agklein)

Do you see the horror in those eyes? Do you see it??!? And this was simply from viewing the sign behind me. Imagine if one of the real deal had actually lumbered out onto the road, towering over my car? The horror, the horror...

The vitals
Title: The horror
Subject: AK
Face: The eye contact
Location: Mission Beach QLD

Friday, June 13, 2008

AK All Day Face: The sneak peak

The sneak peak (photo: Snail)

Apart from the image that has graced this blog since its inception, this is the cat that I let out of the bag a little early, the one that got away. For you may remember it from the recap of my trip to Forster back in December.

December. My God. Six months ago. To think of everything that's happened since then. Just look at the innocence in those eyes. So much youthful exuberance. So much naïve innocence. So much "Just toss the damned M&M into my mouth already!" So much yet to come. But I was drunk and full on shrimp.* So, you know, whatever.

*Or prawns... I still haven't figured out how Americans ever came to know "Let's throw another shrimp on the barbie!" as an Australian phrase.**

**Ah. Wait. Wikipedia has the answer. Is there anything that site
doesn't have?

Anyway, I submit this picture to you again, this time to the pantheon of AK All Day Faces.

The vitals
Title: The sneak peak
Subject: AK
Face: The eye contact
Location: Forster NSW

Friday, June 6, 2008

AK All Day Face: When it was warm

When it was warm (photo: Andrew Klein)

There was a time
Not long ago
One season past
When it was warm

I went to beach
The Bondi Beach
I basked in sun
When it was warm

I made the face
AK All Day
The people stared
When it was warm

Today it rains
Today there's fog
Today no sun
Not warm today

The vitals
Title: When it was warm
Subject: AK
Face: The neck crane
Location: Bondi Beach NSW

Friday, May 30, 2008

AK All Day Face: The Original

The Original (photo: Andy Klein)

We all know the face. For it's the AK All Day Face. The Original. Version 1.0. A classic.

And now, it's the face that will spawn a thousand faces. Because I'm going serial on yo' asses. In an ongoing series that will be part Touch My Belly (where have ye gone, Touch My Belly?), part Cardboard Gods and all Zombo.com, I'll introduce you to a world of AK All Day faces.* With each one being as uniquely absurd and mind-boggling as the next.

*AK All Day the t-shirt! AK All Day the coloring book! AK All Day the lunch box! AK All Day the breakfast cereal! AK All Day the flame thrower!!!

Over these last nine months, you thought this beautiful picture served no purpose? Oh no. It just set the table for what's to follow in the days, weeks and months ahead. And it will be good. Enjoy.

The vitals
Title: The Original aka v1.0
Subject: AK
Face: The #1
Location: Martha's Vineyard, MA