July is the new July

Well how cute is that! No, July is not the new September or November or May, just like pink isn't the new white or something like that. I mean, right? This copy is in white. This copy is in pink. How are these colors the same???? Despite whatever Vogue or Cosmo try to tell you, they're not. So by the same deduction, it would stand to reason that July is simply... July.

What prompted this startling revelation, you ask? I just realized that today is the one year anniversary of my departure from New York. So just over a year later, next Tuesday, I'll be making my triumphant return. For all y'all in the NYC, you get ready now, y'hear?